Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Not Recommended for Hunting


I have learned many things while hunting at the Christmas Place Hunting Club. One of the main things I have learned is not to let these two hunt together. I think they are both afeared of the dark. They are both a little too excitable and noises in the woods seem to get multiplied sometimes.


We always send Mark Stewart and Greg Jones to opposite ends of the property to hunt. Each time that they have hunted together, they have returned with bizarre stories of strange things they have seen or heard. The last time they saw something with two big horns and a woolly jaw.......

5 comments:

Old Scratch said...

Alright let's see, You are the one who saw the "panther" a few years back Ed., and I also remember you relating not being able to summon up the courage to go the into woods before daylight after you watched The Boggy Creek Monster or some such nonsense. Besides you know I was a rancher for a number of years and know what the hell a bull in the bovine since is. I have also been to South Dakota on several hunting excursions so I know what a damned Buffalo looks like. Tell us one more time about that panther.

Editor said...

woolly bully? bring extra flashlight batteries, don't want you getting lost or eaten by something.

Old Scratch said...

I don't need no stinkin flashlight, I need oxygen bottles to breate with when I'm pulling your damned 6 pts out of a hole as big as Kansas and as deep as the Marianas Trench.

Editor said...

you shoot one six point... and everyones a critic.
I'll tell that 10-point at #1 to make sure to come see you. It should be a real riot (again)

Old Scratch said...

Oh yea, one more thing. please don't lump me in there with Male rider. I have never made any claim of seeing some kind of UFO or whatever the hell that was that supposedly hung over him in the woods. Or was that you ED.,I forget