Thursday, August 30, 2007

His Hunting Skills Are Legendary

Mr. Jones, aka.. Old Scratch is a legend in hunting circles. In fact, his hunting skills are so well known far and wide that people avoid him like the plague during hunting season. It seems the only other person known to be this pitiful at hunting deer is Bill at Muskoka Outdoors.
Even as a small child Mr. Jones was a big disgrace to the Aborigine Race....

1 comment:

Old Scratch said...

Rex, I must confess, people have been talking about my boomerang since I was a small child.