The Hole in the Horn Gang
Jackson Hole, MS> So now I am a wanted man and am sneaking out of here to get to the Infamous Outlaw Christmas Place to meet my gang.
Sheriff KeesKennis is sending wanted posters to all of the members of the Yeti Conspiracy, Interpol, DOJ, CIA, FBI and NSA. I feel the walls closing in.
KeesKennis is closing in and everyone knows those bushmen can track anything.
If he gets too close, maybe I can distract him with a turkey call or better yet, stab him with a shed antler. THEY WON"T GET ME ALIVE! BWAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Of course, I could always buy a crossbow and move to Peru with Ivan.