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Deer Camp Blog- the outdoor column of The Bodock Times- (a satirical periodical) Humor and Hunting at the famous Christmas Place Plantation Hunting Club on the edge of the Mississippi Delta


Friday, March 23, 2007

The Hole in the Horn Gang

Jackson Hole, MS> So now I am a wanted man and am sneaking out of here to get to the Infamous Outlaw Christmas Place to meet my gang.
Sheriff KeesKennis is sending wanted posters to all of the members of the Yeti Conspiracy, Interpol, DOJ, CIA, FBI and NSA. I feel the walls closing in.
KeesKennis is closing in and everyone knows those bushmen can track anything.
If he gets too close, maybe I can distract him with a turkey call or better yet, stab him with a shed antler. THEY WON"T GET ME ALIVE! BWAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Of course, I could always buy a crossbow and move to Peru with Ivan.


At 1:28 AM, Blogger KeesKennis said...

Yeebus "The Hole in the Horn Gang"

That is so funny!!
Wrong on all levels but very funny.


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