PAUL HOWELL WORKS VOODOO!JIMJAM, MS> PAUL HOWELL , RICH COAST LAWYER ,CRY BABY AND WANNA-BE HAS BEEN SEEN MAKING SEVERAL TRIPS TO THE SWAMPLAND OF LOUISIANA TO STUDY THE VOODOO METHODS OF YOUNG CREOLE GIRLS IN THE MOONLIGHT.
AMONG OTHER THINGS, HE IS DETERMINED TO KILL A TROPHY BUCK AT THE CHRISTMAS PLACE THIS YEAR. ODDS ARE THAT HE IS WASHED UP AND A LOSER. HE SCREAMED “NO MORE ROUTINE 8 PTS AGAIN THIS YEAR” AND IMMEDIATELY THE CURSE WAS UPON HIM (AGAIN) AND NO VOODOO IS STRONG ENOUGH TO CHANGE IT UNLESS HE CAN MILK THUNDERHOOF AND DRINK IT UNDER A FULL MOON. NO MAN HAS EVER LIVED WHO TRIED THAT.
SO PAUL , IS DOOMED ONCE AGAIN, EVEN THOUGH HE IS PRACTICING HIS CHANTS AND MANTRAS AND QUITE WILLING TO SACRIFICE HIS CHILDREN IF HE NEEDS TOO.
SATURDAY AFTERNOON WHILE REX AND BURNEY CLEAN THEIR DEER AND LISTEN TO THE BALLGAME
PAUL WILL STILL BE OUT THERE USING THAT OLD BLACK MAGIC TO NO AVAIL.
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ODDS ON HUNTER KILLING 1ST DEER IN HOWELL CAMP 2006: HERSHEL 3/2, TRENT EVEN, PAUL 30/1, REX 20/1, BURNEY 7/1, MARK 25/1, GREG 25/1. DAMN GOOD THING FOR THE DEER THAT THE BEST SHOT IN THE FAMILY IS IN ALASKA. NO APPARENT DANGER FOR THUNDERHOOF THIS SEASON. RUMOR HAS IT THAT PAUL HAS BEEN TUNING UP HIS GOLF GAME AND NEGLECTING HIS MARKSMANSHIP.
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