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Thursday, December 14, 2006

Christmas Place Deer Party Dec. 23rd


Kaytel, MS>THE FAMOUS DJ KNOWN AS BIG DADDY MULE IS ARRIVING AT THE
CHRISTMAS PLACE DISCO DEC 23RD AND SPINNING THOSE GREAT DEER HUNTING SONGS AND RECORDS FOR THE FAMOUS CHRISTMAS PLACE CHRISTMAS PARTY.
He will start with that Howell Camp favorite by Tennessee Ernie Horn called(16 Horns)
IT GOES LIKE THIS (TO 16 TONS)
I went hunting one morning when the sun didn’t shine
I picked up my rifle; the deer are all mine!
I was hunting in a canebreak
When a giant mule came along
So I busted his butt with a 7 mag. load.
I loaded 16 horns and what do you get?
Another big mule and deeper in debt.
Wanda don’t you call me cause I can’t hear,
I’m in the woods trying to kill a big deer.

HE WILL PLAY ALL THE FAVORITES LIKE
MULE TRAIN, TWIST AND MULE, MULE RIVER,
LAST TRAIN TO MULEVILLE,, MIDNIGHT TRAIN TO CROSSOVER, MR. MULEMAN AND OTHERS.
THE GREAT R&B HIT -SITTING BY THE MULE OF THE DAY,
WATCHING THE HUNTERS RUN A-WAY!
TRENTS FAVORITE- I Can't Get No Muleisfaction!
DON’T FORGET THE CHRISTMAS FAVORITES LIKE
WHITE MULE, SILVER MULES, JOY TO THE MULE,
12 MULES OF CHRISTMAS, AND BLUE MULEMAS.

THUNDERHOOF WILL BE WAILING ON HIS SAX WITH HIS ALL BUCK BAND TO SUCH TUNES AS........
JINGLING SHELLS, THE MULE SONG
SANTAS MULES ARE COMING TO TOWN
SHOOT THE MULES, SHOOT THE MULES, SHOOT THE MULES! and the holiday classic-
OVER THE RIVER AND THROUGH THE WOODS TO THE HANGING POLE WE GO!!
OR THIS ONE “Rex Got Run Over By A Giant Deer!,
GOD REST YE GIANT MULES!
I’LL BE HOME FOR HUNTING SEASON,
the kids love this one!
ROCKING AROUND THE HANGING POLE and
UP AT THE SPIKE CAMP.
RUDOLPH THE DEAD MULE REINDEER
AWAY IN A DEER STAND
SILENT MULE, DEAD MULE
Later all members will go caroling up at the Dove
Field while Paul looks for his deer.

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At 9:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is such a funny story. How do you think of this stuff? The Christmas songs of hunting just keep me laughing.

 

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