Monday, December 18, 2006
High On the Hog
Bacon Slab, MS> This deer hunting sure is easy. Too easy! Besides that, the members of the famous Christmas Place Easy Hunt Club won't even talk to me anymore. Hell No, you can't use my boat! Since (like Joe Black) I have mastered Deer Hunting, Blogging and Getting Chicks, I need something else to master this year. Suddenly an email from my friend GUYK at Charming, Just Charming. He has a post about a bunch of potentially, problematic porkers in Oklahoma. We also have a wild hog problem around the camp. Nasty big tooth critters, rooting up the country-side and terrorizing the villagers. I am about to put an end to that problem! You know that Hogzilla was big,
but I am about to go after the king of the wild Hogs. I am going After PORKENSTEIN!