Hoofmas, MS> It is that time of year where men get confounded on what the hell to get people for Christmas (especially women). I saw these; do you think Denise would like them?
Men like simple stuff. Grunt calls and golf balls. Hunting clothes, decoys, bullets and deer scents. How hard is that?
The other thing is deciding what to get Mom and Dad for Christmas. They bought the famous Christmas Place. (A hell of a story) and have given their lives for the betterment of the land and us. What do we get them?
My evil, tightwad, brother Paul called and can't decide between the Chia-Pet and the Lava Lamp. He has some calendars from Harveys Funeral Parlor, Mortuary and Burial Insurance Company that he is probably going to throw in as well. Another Merry Christmas from Mr. Moneybags!
My other tightwad, lawyer brother is more practical.
He wants them to have something useful for the holidays. He is trying to decide between a fruit cake and a salad shooter. That fruitcake looks almost familiar! The Salad Shooter (as you know) is one handy gizmo for whipping up a salad in no time.
Trust me, if you had to live around these two cheapskates you would go crazy too. Being the under appreciated son and not a cheapskate, I gave my parents something fun and usable. A brand new 2006 GATOR CX. I went ahead and gave it to them early.