Hoofmas, MS> It is that time of year where men get confounded on what the hell to get people for Christmas (especially women). I saw these; do you think Denise would like them?Men like simple stuff. Grunt calls and golf balls. Hunting clothes, decoys, bullets and deer scents. How hard is that?
The other thing is deciding what to get Mom and Dad for Christmas. They bought the famous Christmas Place. (A hell of a story) and have given their lives for the betterment of the land and us. What do we get them?
My evil, tightwad, brother Paul called and can't decide between the Chia-Pet and the Lava Lamp. He has some calendars from Harveys Funeral Parlor, Mortuary and Burial Insurance Company that he is probably going to throw in as well. Another Merry Christmas from Mr. Moneybags!
My other tightwad, lawyer brother is more practical.
He wants them to have something useful for the holidays. He is trying to decide between a fruit cake and a salad shooter. That fruitcake looks almost familiar! The Salad Shooter (as you know) is one handy gizmo for whipping up a salad in no time.
Trust me, if you had to live around these two cheapskates you would go crazy too. Being the under appreciated son and not a cheapskate, I gave my parents something fun and usable. A brand new 2006 GATOR CX. I went ahead and gave it to them early.
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You are truly the BEST son Rex!!
However...your evil, cheapskate bros have purchased your Mom and Dad a motorhome for Christmas. I will e-mail a pic this p.m. Watch your "6" Rex...your brothers will do ANYTHING to "show you up"!They are EVIL...
i can't figure out why everybody thinks paul is so tight. if he really is a penny pincher, he should invest in some golf lessons, so he doesn't have shell out the bet money at the golf course. if anyone wants to get him a gift, get him some Top Flite golf balls. preferably some of those that have been reclaimed from the bottom of a lake. he'll feel more comfortable with them. he's gonna need a bunch of balls about the 20th of February.
I love how you can talk about infinite number of things but still have a "theme" for each post!
Anyways, honestly, I was thinking about getting burial insurance for my parents, for x-mas. While its a strange gift, it will go to better use than new ties or a blender.
Anyways, do you know anything about this company?
http://www.onedollarinsurance.com
Any advice would be great, thanks!
By the way, nice Gator!!
I love the gator! You truly are the best son anyone could ask for...you know exactly what to get everyone...except maybe your children... Rex dont buy them anything that wouldnt satisfy them. Like for example Sarah would like a brad new computer for her room. Give it a shot it will make her so happy. Oh and by the way be careful about those two Trent and Paul they are just as sneaky as you are.
I love the gator! You truly are the best son anyone could ask for...you know exactly what to get everyone...except maybe your children... Rex dont buy them anything that wouldnt satisfy them. Like for example Sarah would like a brad new computer for her room. Give it a shot it will make her so happy. Oh and by the way be careful about those two Trent and Paul they are just as sneaky as you are.
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