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Deer Camp Blog- the outdoor column of The Bodock Times- (a satirical periodical) Humor and Hunting at the famous Christmas Place Plantation Hunting Club on the edge of the Mississippi Delta


Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Mr. Jones- Full Metal Jacket

Uncontrolled Fury, MS> Greg Jones has been listening to this crap all season. I called and invited him to camp over the Christmas Holiday and he is chomping at the bit. Mr. Jones has had some problems killing a deer for some reason down there. He has killed one nice deer but I think his deer lure is too strong. He has had some exciting adventures, just like the total disaster last year. He keeps on trying and sooner or later he will kill a giant wall hanger if he will quit listening to Paul and Trent. He can't help it, he has visions of grandeur and starts humming about Old DropTine everytime he goes down there. I have to admit, he has been pretty good at Varmint Control, but the time is perfect for him to get a giant 10 point. Hell, I know where one is right now with his hoof in a sling!


At 4:00 PM, Blogger Old Scratch said...

Hell is coming to breakfest. DUCK!!!!


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