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Monday, May 14, 2007

A Rat Killing

Winding Putt, MS> The annual Golf Camp at the famous Christmas Place Country Club was this last weekend, and let me tell you, it was a rat killing. Trent "Pinseeker" Howell, Rex "Chipper" Howell, and Greg "Power Drive" Jones beat the living crap out of the losers we played against. I had to stop in Lexington to buy a wheel barrow to put my money in on the way home. We barely lost to those idiots on Friday, then gained momentum and began to way lay them the rest of the weekend. Joe "Yip Putt" Black, Barry "Shank Alot" Weeks and last but not least Bebo " Three Putt" Howell could not get their ball in the hole with both hands. It is not everyday that Bebo gets murderized. Fresh cut grass, sweaty palms and snakey putts, Ah, smells likes VICTORY! Barry Weeks, Trent Howell, Joe Black, Rex Howell, Bebo Howell, Greg Jones
A fun and great golfing weekend for everyone.


At 11:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just love a man with a competitive edge! Kitty Cat

At 8:24 PM, Blogger Jon said...

You didn't mention scores or handicaps.

At 10:39 AM, Anonymous Phillip said...


What a great way to ruin a lovely walk in the woods... to paraphrase one of your great, local writers.

I've caught a bunch of those golf things, by the way, and still haven't found a way to cook them. Even my dog won't eat them.

At 10:44 AM, Blogger Editor said...

golf eggs are very strange things. If you are playing badly they are a bitter pill to swallow (kind of like my turkey hunt), if you are playing well, they make a great omelet out of your opponent

At 5:13 PM, Anonymous old scratch said...

My handicap is I'm not very good. I mean, what 45 year old man can't hit a drive over 300 yards into a 2 club wind.

At 5:53 PM, Blogger Editor said...

the trouble is that 90% of the time, you don't know if your ball is going to go upwind or downwind

At 11:03 PM, Blogger Fathairybastard said...

Chears. Good times.

At 10:01 AM, Anonymous old scratch said...

Unfortunately, your right. I forget to mention directional stability.


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