Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Rich City, BC,CN> Othmar Vohringer leaned back and put his hunting boots up on the mahogany desk. He gazed out the mirrored glass of the skyscraper that was the home to Smart Hunting Strategies Inc. and decided his course of action. He buzzed one of his bevy of beautiful secretaries in, sat her on the desk and said "Take a letter"
Thank you for your interest in Smart Hunting Strategies and Outdoors With Othmar Vohringer.
I have graciously enclosed my autograph and a beautiful hat from my private collection.
In exchange, of course, I will be arriving the opening day of the 2007-8 deer season and expect at least a 10-point buck by 7AM. Please insure that these requirements are met.
Your Hunting Friend,
Wow! Now I can look and be just like Othmar! Here I am in my new hunting cap! Hurry and get yours today!
Thanks my friend!