Deer Camp Blog- the outdoor column of The Bodock Times- (a satirical periodical) Humor and Hunting at the famous Christmas Place Plantation Hunting Club on the edge of the Mississippi Delta
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Camos' Corner
Dogpatch, MS> Rex is out appraixing teday. I want to tell you why I like to go te camp. It is fun! We load up on Friday and drive to camp. I get to stand on the frent seat and see everthing. I bark too!
Trigger is alweys ther and he is my best frend. I love seeing Pop too.
He feeds us bear sausege and we get to go fishin wit him. I try to get the fish in the bucket, they taste funny.
Rex and Mommy take me riding on the Gator and 4 wheler. That is great fun. Sometimes we see bad der and I chase them.They alweys yell loud for me to get one! Trigger and I always have fun! I also get to bark at the tires, they really make me krazy.
I get to go hikin and sploring. there are lots of strenge smells down there. I can smell possums, raccoons, armydillos, deer and sometimes a cat. I like to chase all of those. If we smell a deer while we are laying at camp we bark as loud as we can. Rex or someone will get a deer and we will bite that damn thing until they make us stop. Paul hates that, but everone things it is funny. We get to chew on antlers and sometimes deer meat.
The best thing I like to do is run. I love runnin to the lake or threw the woods. Ther is seios stuff to do too. I guard the camp from robbers.
sometimes we hear thse evel coyotes howl and we guard the camp from those awful things too. The most fune we have is playing chase with Thunderhoof! He is very fast! We play chase late in the afternoons. We chase him, he chases us. we run and run!
The famoos Christmas Place is the most fun place in the world! blog people shold come visit nad run and bark with me.
That is all fer now. Rex don't let me use comperter much, and it is hard to type with paws. come visit and stay tunded for more from Camos' Corner!
PS leaf me a comment and I will bark back!
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How cute is that! Very clever Rex! Would love to read more from Camos' Corner. Give him a pat on the head for me. :)
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Woof woof Camos
Very good. Is there lots of trees I can climb when I visit?
I love this! I can just see Camo doing all this stuff. Too funny.
Camo does a pretty good job for a retarded dog. At least that's what the other dogs told me
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