Deer Camp Blog- the outdoor column of The Bodock Times- (a satirical periodical) Humor and Hunting at the famous Christmas Place Plantation Hunting Club on the edge of the Mississippi Delta
Thursday, March 30, 2006
ANTLER BOWL PLAYED DEC. 17th
STILL SEASON ANTLER BOWL
TOUCHDOWN, MS> THE ANNUAL ANTLER BOWL IS ONE OF THE GREATEST AND MOST SPECTACULAR RIVALRIES IN SPORTS AND IS PLAYED EVERY YEAR ON THE BIG STILL HUNTING SEASON WEEKEND AT THE FAMOUS CHRISTMAS PLACE SPORTS STADIUM. THIS YEAR IT WAS PLAYED DECEMBER 17th.
IN THE FIRST MAJOR UPSET IN 10 YEARS THE
BIGHORNS BUCKS OF CDU (CHRISTMAS DEER UNIVERSITY) MANAGED TO UPSET THE BLASTING MARAUDERS OF THE FAMOUS CHRISTMAS PLACE MILITARY SCHOOL BY A SCORE OF 38-3.
THIS WAS A CLASSIC EXAMPLE OF PRECISION INTIMIDATION AS THE BIGHORNS RAN FREELY THROUGH THE INEPT LINE OF THE MARAUDERS. THUNDERHOOF GAINED 43,000 YARDS BY HIMSELF. THE MARAUDERS SCORED ONE FIELD GOAL AS TIME EXPIRED ON THE CLOCK WHEN BURNEY HOWELL (#42) LINED UP AT THE TURKEY FEATHER STAND AND SCORED BY TAKING A SMALL 8-POINT TO KEEP THE GOOSE EGG OFF THE BOARD AS DARK FELL.
MEANWHILE TOTAL DOMINATION BY THE BIGHORNS AS THEY RAN FREELY OVER THE CHRISTMAS PLACE AND SCORED DOES EVERYWHERE.
THE MARAUDERS WILL HAVE TO REGROUP, AND BRING IN FRESH BLOOD IF THEY WISH TO TAKE THIS HEATED RIVALRY BACK NEXT YEAR FROM THE BIGHORNS.
THE QUARTERBACK FOR THE DEMORALIZED MARAUDERS (#12) TRENT HOWELL SAID " THUNDERHOOF (#1) IS MAKING A FOOL OF US, BUT WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR! "
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