The Picture of Dorian Deer

DrunkPicasso, MS> Kim Jones wanted to come to camp. Yes, unfortunately she is the wife of the famous doe wounder, Greg Jones. Anyway, she wanted to be a part of the fun and do some serious photography also. She asked us for a good spot to get a picture of a deer.
Paul had been hunting the Gamewarden Stand for the last three weeks without seeing a deer and told her what a great spot it was and how the deer were all in there and she would probably run out of film taking pictures of all the deer she saw. He even offered to take here over and help her get on the stand. As you can guess, his fate was sealed.
An hour later she and her son Kyle were drawn to a loud chewing noise and looked straight down and out the front window of the box where a gigantic buck was chomping on corn and grass 20 yards in front of them. Strangely, the deer seemed to pose as she shot picture after picture. The deer meandered around in front of here for a couple of hours, then wandered off as it got dark.
She hurried back to camp and showed the pictures! Paul had a sick green tinge to him as he looked over the giant 13 pointer. Trent had a strange throbbing start in his neck that made his whole face turn red. These two grabbed Kim, duct tape and a rubber hose to get more info from her, but luckily she was saved by Hershel before it got out of hand.
This is not the end of the story as you can tell by the picture. Many people have seen the giant deer. Trent, Burney and Hershel have each shot at it with no success. Each time someone shoots at Dorian we check the picture. The picture was originally perfect but has changed as the deer grew older and was shot at more and more times. It is now twisted and barely viewable to see the horns. The deer gets bigger and the picture of Dorian Deer gets worse. Sometimes, it is hell to have to hunt here with all the damn supernatural crap going on. So, hunt here at your own risk. and if you see Dorian don’t even waste a shot.