Deer Camp Blog- the outdoor column of The Bodock Times- (a satirical periodical) Humor and Hunting at the famous Christmas Place Plantation Hunting Club on the edge of the Mississippi Delta
Friday, March 10, 2006
HOW CAMO SAVED TRENTS' NEW YEAR
PARTYVILLE,MS> TRENT HOWELL, FAMED CAMP GRUMP, PARTY POOPER AND CANINE HATER, FINALLY TRIED A NEW HUNTING TECHNIQUE TO HELP HIM LAND A TREMENDOUS TROPHY BUCK ON THE CHRISTMAS PLACE SIX POINT CLUB.
THE SUPER HEAVY HORNED 9-POINT WAS TAKEN AT THE INDIAN MOUND ON SUNDAY. TRENT WAS KEPT AWAKE ALL NIGHT BY THE NEW YEARS EVE PARTY AT THE CAMP CONSISTING OF THE PARTY HEARTY GANG OF SARAH, SPENCER, ERIN, AUSTIN, MICHAEL, HILLARY,HALEY, KATIE AND WANDA HOWELL, THE INSTIGATORS OF THE NEW YEARS EVE FESTIVITIES (IN UNDEERING STYLE) WERE DENISE SUNDERLAND (REX'S HONEY)AND HER SON JOSH (SACKMAN) BRODEY. TYLER (MAN OF MYSTERY) JONES ALSO SPENT THE NIGHT MAKING RACKET. THE PARTY WAS AN ALLNIGHTER AND NEEDLESS TO SAY WHEN TRENT CLIMBED OUT OF THE SACK HE WAS EXHAUSTED. HE STAGGERED OUT OF CAMP WITH NO IDEA WHERE TO HUNT,
HE SMELLED LIKE A DOG, HE LEFT HIS CLIMBER, DID NOT SHOWER, HIS CLOTHES COVERED IN BLOOD FROM DRESSING OTHER PEOPLES DEER, NO COFFEE, BLEARY EYED AND MOSTLY ASLEEP, HE KISSED THE DOG GOOD MORNING AND STAGGERED OFF TO THE WOODS.
HE COLLAPSED AT THE INDIAN MOUND AND PRAYED THAT THE DAY WOULD BE OVER SOON. AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT THE TREMENDOUS BUCK WALKED OUT IN THE CENTER OF THE FOOD PLOT TO LOOK AT HIM AND BLAM! THE HUGE TROPHY WAS TAKEN. A GREAT SEASON FOR TRENT (PARTY-ON-DUDES) HOWELL.
MY DOG, CAMO, WAS ON HER FIRST TRIP TO CAMP THIS SEASON AND ALSO PARTIED ALL NIGHT. SOME PEOPLE ARE ANTI-DOG AT CAMP, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW SOME DOGS ARE JUST GOOD LUCK CHARMS.
THE PHOTO SHOWS MY DARK COLORED BEAUTIFUL HUNTING DOG, CAMO, AND BEHIND IT IS THE WORTHLESS NO GOOD HOUND OF MY DADS. TRIGGER
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