Ode to The Oscars

Politically Correct, MS> After the Oscars got their just
deserts, And did not even nominate the best picture of the year for the best picture category, I thought I would share a recent song I heard while we were all skinning deer. I had gone to get another sharp knife when I heard Mr. Jones singing in the shower.

I’ll Hunt ‘Ol Droptine
(Tune of I’LL WALK THE LINE- Johnny Cash)

I keep a close watch on this trail of mine
I hunt the fields ‘cause I am blind
I keep the safety off all the time
Because you’re mine, I’ll hunt ‘Ol Droptine

I find it very, very easy to be true
I find myself alone at the pole when each days through
Yes, I’ll admit that I’m a fool for you
Because you’re mine, I’ll hunt ‘Ol Droptine.

As sure as Paul is dark and Rex is light
I keep you on my mind both day and night
And hopelessness, I’ve known proves that it’s right
Because you’re mine, I’ll hunt ‘Ol Droptine.

You’ve got a way to keep me after your hide
You trick me when I go outside.
For you, I know I’ll take Rex being snide
Because you’re mine, I’ll hunt ‘Ol Droptine

I keep a close watch on this gun of mine
I’m gonna pop a cap in your behind
I keep a sharp knife in my lonely blind
Because you’re mine, I’ll hunt ‘Ol Droptine

In other news, Mr. Jones’ son Tyler took his first deer and
saved the family honor. He was hunting on the point stand
and had recently let a nice 10 point go. (Guest have to
shoot a doe first) He had a couple of great hunts and was
a lot of fun. Congratulations