SevenDwarves, Ms> Last weekend was spent planting fruit trees all over the world renowned Christmas Place Orchard. 14 fields had trees planted in them by Rex and Hershel. Rex did the digging, Hershel handled the pointing where to put them. During the planting Hershel would comment “ Put that stick, over there or throw that log over there” and follow this by “there’s my turkey blind over there” or “did you see my turkey blind beside that tree”
After four fields this started to seem strange.
All fields planted had a turkey blind right beside
where the trees were planted! Very strange! Could the tree planting be a strange conspiracy involving
killing turkeys? Yes! There are no coincidences involving Hershel. Another backbreaking weekend,
But Hershel seemed happy. The last thing he said
Was “thanks, looks like I’m ready for turkey season, now get the hell out of here so the trees can grow” First the deer and Thunderhoof and now our fine feathered friends, the turkeys. His diabolical plans know no boundaries.
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